In Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, each dad has three dates, and your dialogue choices determine your final score and outcome. There is no visible point counter, but the goal is to consistently pick the highest-affection responses to achieve top ranks and the best endings. Some choices don’t matter, but key sequences—especially during investigations or mini-events—must be followed precisely.
Craig Route
Date 1
Ask about kids
Ask about softball
Ask about business
The right person will come alone eventually
I mean
Date 2
Go to playground
Look for clues
Interrogate Joseph
That sounds a little suspect, Joseph
No
Try to calm River down
Move to another part of the park
Go to the field
Mat and Carmensita
Check out those squirrels
The tree
Look for clues
Interrogate River
Good cop
Move to another part of the park
Go to the woods
Look for clues
Interrogate Robert
Be bad cop
Go deeper into the woods
Yes
Grimy brunch
Treat yourself
Date 3
Such a gentleman
There won’t be
Look at Craig’s butt
Let’s put on a show
Dunk him
Repeat until he stops
I’ll race you to the top
Go overboard with compliments
Hell yeah, bro
Robert Route
Date 1
Whiskey, straight up
Whiskey hasn’t failed me yet
You with the feds?
Could you get the next round?
You know it
I’m sorry or This one’s for you, Pappy
Of course
You betcha
Thanks for defending my honor
Date 2
Hoist that rag, baby
Say nothing
Play along
You’re lying
I’m glad you told me
Date 3
To you
He’d never convince the jury
80’s reference
Go with something I know
Travelling grifter
Working a couple short cons
Daniel McSturgiss
Ecclesiastes 12:7
Paranormal Excursions of the Supernatural: Ice Road Ghost Truckers
You trying to poison me?
Yes
Push it
Tell him what he needs to hear
Mat Route
Date 1
Yes of course I definitely know what I’m talking about
Please stop yelling at me or Tally ho, good sir
Ask again
Ask again
Win the game
The youths will finally accept me
Fashion
Date 2
Father John Misto
Yeah, why not
Show him you’re not wearing a wire
Rip that golf far away
Go with a classic
Never too late to get back into it
Date 3
I’ll do it
Tomas Kalnoky
Brian Route
Date 1
I know when to hold ’em
Ask about his daughter
Compliment his beard or Ask about his dog
No one can out-fish me
This is a great oppor-tuna-ty for friendship
Date 2
Maybe if I fall in you’ll save me
Put some bait on the hook
Tie a knot or something
Throw the stick towards the woods
Rub that belly
Date 3
Speech, speech, speech
Be honest with yourself
Damien Route
Date 1
Your home is really impressive
Love me some word jumbles
Thou art the tightest
Snapdragons or Honeysuckle
I really admire how you handled that
Date 2
Is everything okay?
Tell a dad joke
Thanks or Cool
I will use this to dry my tears for those I’ve lost
Date 3
Cul-de-sac
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here
Coffee spoon
Softball field
Bayside
How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Aquarium
Cul-de-sac
Give her the banana bread
Thou art welcome
Hugo Route
Date 1
Blue nosed wigglyfish
Political fish trivia
Absolutely not
We can learn a great deal from mother ocean
We don’t have time for games here
I bribed a child
There is nothing on earth more satisfying than a good cheese board
Date 2
We’ll see what we can do to not hurt your feelings too bad
Ask again
Ask again
This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen
Date 3
What did I just watch?
I’m glad I’m here with you
This is a sneaking mission
Quick, get under my shirt
Give the crowd what they want
Go for it
That was… dirty
Joseph Route
Date 1
Chris
Egg them on
Go with something obscure
Spoon duel the Spider King or Renegade option
Oh yeah or I hope so
We used the box recipe or We improvised
Let the man buy his brownies
Remember that one time
Brownies fix everything
Date 2
Jesus is calming
That’s not how DJing works
Sandra
Start with the lawnmower or Roll the dice
Running man or Sprinkler
Cabbage patch
Moonwalk
Death drop
Watch out for blown out flip flops or Let’s get tattoos of Mexican cuties
Date 3
Can do
I had lobster last week and I can’t wait to eat more of you
Wine
Power pour
This view though
What’s it like owning a yacht?
Long, hard and full of seamen or The Salty Swallow
Do you like your mysteries hot bodied


